Why No Recent Posting?

Hello.

You may remember me from such films as “I Am Your New Media Teacher” or “This Guy Writes Stories About Himself” or even my most recent movie “I Am Writing a Blog From Germany.”

Sadly, none of these films were summer blockbusters, and our special effects budgets were very low. As a result, I had to do all my own stunts, which explains my bad hips. Bad hips! Down!

You may have also wondered what the heck with regard to a recent slow down of blog-related entertainment. All I can do is tell you to relax, things will pick back up once the Easter holiday has come and gone.

You see, it turns out that I am on a mountaintop in the south of Spain, near the city of Malaga. If you want to check your Google map just to confirm, I am overlooking the Vinhuela reservoir from the west and slightly to the south. It is a very attractive azure at the moment, thanks to the sun blazing over the mountains. It’s not all that warm, so don’t go thinking I’m in some kind of tropical paradise. In fact, as of yesterday, Dusseldorf was warmer than here.

Why am I explaining this to you? Well, I don’t want you to think I have left the blogging business. I haven’t. I will be blogging it up with a vengeance when I get back to The Germ, and you will hopefully start checking back with thelabcoatguy for all your web-related entertainment needs that don’t include tasteless nude photos and hit-in-the-groin videos.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to roll over so that Juanita can apply coconut oil to my freshly shaven chest.

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