Top 10 Reasons to rush out and buy an iPhone right now!
Top 10 Reasons to rush out and buy an iPhone right now!
10. It’s already hacked. You don’t know what that actually means, but it sounds awesome!
9. Lots of apps available. You don’t know what that means either, but Leo Laporte seems to like it and he’s awesome!
8. Every time you use it you’ll feel like a character in Minority Report, but without all the annoying Tom Cruise.
7. Heals the sick, clears bad acne and can be used as a compression device for a serious gunshot wound.
6. Easier to buy an iPhone than it is to find a woman who loves you for the person you really are. And I mean you personally, not the collective you.
5. Apple’s use of 3G is 130% more awesome than EDGE, and gets you tons more action than stupid EVDO. Hellooo ladies…
4. Creates a shiny new means by which a few large telecommunication companies can pursue their maniacal agenda to rape, pillage and sodomize clients prior to stripping them of their wallets, their dignity and their firstborn children.
3. You would only use the money to buy a lot of cheap, plastic crap that was made in China and would leach toxic chemicals into your bloodstream and give you a tumour.
2. The neighbour’s dog said you should get one, right after you buy a handgun and ten rolls of duct tape.
1. You don’t want to make Steve angry. You know how he gets.
Tags: 3G, EDGE, EVDO, iPhone, Leo Laporte, Steve Jobs, top ten list
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